.::-:The Den of the Last Angel:-::. - How to lose a guy in 5 days

Today's poem

Btw, I have NEVER watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, so I have NO idea what I'm saying.
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How to lose a guy in 5 days
A tutorial by Saigo_Tenshi

Step one:

Pour your heart and soul into a relationship that will never go 
Further than if you tried to throw a 6 ton boulder.

Step two: 

Believe in the unreal. Breathe it in and it becomes your reality
Or so I believed.
but such was simple deceit.

Step three:

Throw away your pride
like a tattered rag doll
Like you're ready to 'grow up'
As if you know what 'grow up' means

Step four:

Ignore your friends' advice
Forget their wisest words
And enter a world
Where solitude and ecstasy merge
beneath a blanket of lies

Step five:

Let him control you
Use you and 
Dominate you
until his ex comes back

That is how to lose a guy in five days.